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DOUG.
As No Cars opens, our teenage hero, Doug, is celebrating his 15th birthday. Doug explains that he was orphaned at five years old when the INS lady apprehended his parents and sent them to “Texas Containment,” a private jailing company. hE IS ABOUT TO HAVE A GREAT DAY UNTIL HE HAS TO MAKE A DECISION THAT WILL FOREVER ALTER HIS FUTURE.
INS LADY
ready to take care of any nonconformist is the svelte and foreboding INS lady, along with a fleet of ultra-sexy cyborgs, who also mercilessly and precisely carry out the technocratic will of the Execs.
DONNA
DONNA IS DOUG'S FRIEND. SHE'S THE FASTEST DRIVER AT JOHN DELOREAN O'BURGER HIGH AND THE LEADER OF DOUG'S GROUP.
MOM AND DAD.
THESE ARE DOUG'S SURROGATE PARENTS SINCE HIS REAL MOTHER AND FATHER WERE TAKEN AWAY BY THE INS LADY. THEY DON'T TALK BUT LIKE ALL DACHSUNDS THEY'VE GOT A REALLY BIG BARK.
DOC ARNOLD MARLING. a subdued historian and one of the last “living” teachers at Doug’s school, John Delorean O’Burger High. All schools are now owned by corporations.
CYBORG TEACHERS.
ONE OF THE TEACHING CYBORGS AT O'BRUGER HIGH. BUILT BY THE MIGHTY MACROMANIA CORP. THEY MAKE SURE THE HALLS ARE VERY QUIET AND THE STUDENTS WELL BEHAVED.
THEIR COMPANIONS ARE THE cyborg GUARDs THAT KEEP THE SCHOOLS SAFE FROM EXPLELLED NO CARS..
KENNY.
DOUG'S FRIEND WHO IS MOVING TO THE NUCLEAR ZONE OFF IN THE DESERT SO HIS FAMILY CAN GET TWENTY YEARS OF FREE ELECTRICITY.
o'BURGER HIGH MANAGER.
LIKES OTHER EXECS. O'BURGER HIGH'S MANAGER WEARS I-BEADS THAT PERMIT HIM TO READ SOME OF THE THOUGHTS OF OTHERS AS WELL AS RECEIVE VISUAL, KINETIC, AND AUDITORY COMMUNICATION.
matt and melanie lifestyles
exec kids man the armed suvs that guard the nuclear lifestyles power plant and keep the no cars pugs from getting a look at it. these exec drivers are from nap (nuclear alternative prep) the fully owned high school of nuclear lifestyles, the corporation that built the nuclear zone.
NO CARS.
LAST BUT LEAST ARE THE NO CARS. THESE ARE PUBLICS OR EXECS WHO HAVE BROKEN THE RULES AND HAVE BEEN NOTED, A EUPHAMISM FOR THEIR CARS BEING BLOWN UP IN A PUBLIC CEREMONY. THEY ARE THE LOWEST OF THE LOW AND MUST WEAR ARM BANDS OR INSIGNIAS SO OTHERS CAN READILY SEE THEIR CLASS. THEY ARE ONLY PERMITTED IN THE SERVING AREAS OF THE EXECUTIVE ZONE. aND THEY MAY NOT PURCHASE I-BEADS.
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